10 husbands ...

10 husbands ...

A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband, “Please be gentle, I’m still a virgin.”

“What?” said the puzzled groom.

“How can that be if you’ve been married ten times?”

“Well, Husband #1 was a sales representative: he kept telling me how great it was going to be.

Husband #2 was in software services: he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he’d look into it and get back to me.

Husband #3 was from field services: he said everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn’t get the system up.

Husband #4 was in telemarketing: even though he knew he had the order, he didn’t know when he would be able to deliver.

Husband #5 was an engineer: he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method.

Husband #6 was from finance and administration: he thought he knew how, but he wasn’t sure whether it was his job or not.

Husband #7 was in marketing: although he had a nice product, he was never sure how to position it.

Husband #8 was a psychologist: all he ever did was talk about it.

Husband #9 was a gynecologist: all he did was look at it.

Husband #10 was a stamp collector: all he ever did was… God! I miss him! But now that I’ve married you, I’m really excited!”

“Good,” said the new husband, “but, why?”

“You’re a lawyer. This time I know I’m gonna get screwed!” 

Can YOU Stay With Me Forever ?

 YOU give me the true meaning of life. Every moment

that pass, YOU add another story to be cherished

upon. YOU are the only one who can make me smile

even in my worst moods. Everything I am as of now

is just because of YOU. 

Can YOU Stay With Me Forever ?

He met har after a long break up.

 He met her after a long break up.

He told her : Sorry, I've met a new one, I have a new

girlfriend and another future..

How about your life?

She closed her eyes to hide her tears, Remembered

all the memories she shared with him. She remembered how she shared his pain before his

happy moments and how she refused many other

boys just to stay with him.

She kept the remains of her pride and collected her

force, smiled and said : Sorry Sir, but do I know

you ?

Words from heart stick to one girl

Words From Heart Stick to one girl.

I hate it when guys play around with a bunch of girls

at one time. He’d be calling one girl pretty one day

then calling the other one gorgeous the next. Yeah,

it’s alright if it’s friendly flirting, everyone does it. But

when he starts telling more than one girl that he likes her or wants her to be his girl, then that’s just being a

ridiculous dirty player. So guys don't be like those

kind of guys, choose one girl and stick to her, don’t

lead others on if you don’t plan on being with them

and see what you can get and a dirty player can't, the

most precious thing, A girl's heart and her true love.

IT REALLY HURTS...."KR"

IT REALLY HURTS…

Nobody who doesn’t have true love in his or her heart,

We all want to love and be loved back but it HURTS a

lot

when you love someone so much, you care about him

or her, you sacrifice any little thing you get and give it to that

person,

You believe in everything they tell you, you bear that

person’s

situation, you change your life in many ways because

of that person you take to be your everything, you accept to

lose

some vital people in your life because of that person,

you

ignore other people who are interested in you because

of him or

her, you TRUST that person so much with all your

heart,

You keep yourself for only that one person but yet he/

she is

loving someone else behind your back. As time goes on that person starts to ignore you.

Starts doing

strange things, gives you no attention and the

relationship

starts to be shaky. You try to fight for that person’s

love yet seriously they are letting you go. You panic, you

plead, you

start begging for forgiveness yet that person is the

one in

wrong. You do very many things at this jiffy because

you don’t want to lose that special love of your life but all

in vain.

That person now resorts to ignoring your calls, they

never call

back when they find your missed calls, they start

having many excuses, they start blaming you over false things,

they start

shouting at you, they start to distance themselves

from you

and eventually they dump you with no clear sounding

reasons. Seriously it really hurts to love someone yet he or she

loves

someone else. So if you’re currently in a relationship

with

someone that you take to be a HEAVEN SENT

ANGEL, be careful. Love with your heart but don’t forget to use

your brain

in some situations.

Thats what love contains

MY ALL TIME FAV POST

Letter from the girl who was marrying

someone else for her boy friend 's future

girlfriend :

Aaj apne parivaar k liye maine mera pyaaar

kho diya.. ye dard sehne k baad b logo ne mujhe bewafa

keh diya..

Main khud ko maaf ni kr paaungi kabhi

ye usse me samjha ni paaungi kabhi

Tum jab aaogi uski zindagi me...usee

sambhaal lena bhool jaae wo mujhe usse itna pyaar dena..

Use meetha nahi pasand h khyal rkhna..

Sardiyo me aksar bimar ho jata h ,dhyaan

rkhna..

Kabhi kabhi bht gussa ho jata hai..

Pyaar se poocho to ro jaata hai.. Usse gusse m kabhi gaadi chalaane mat

denaa..

usse Baarisho me kabhi akela rehne mat

denaa..

Door jaaye kabhi to uska hath thaam lena..

Tumhe waqt na de paaye to naraz na hona.. Kabhi mujhe yaad kar bethe to usse chorh kar

mat jaana..

Bas usse kass kar apni bahon me bahr lena..

Bhool jaega wo mujhe....bhool jaega ek din.

I'm crying over you left me

 I'm Crying over You left me

waiting in the rain

I know its over I'll never be the

same again.

I'm crying over you left me

waiting in the rain I know its over

I'll never be the same again.

You threw a favor, just turned

around and on your way

I'm sure its over my heart

bleeding out in pain. Lost in time waiting here like the

closests in my dream

cant escape want to fly away

from here.

I'm crying over you left me

waiting in the rain I know its over i'll never be the

same again.

You threw a favor, just turned

around and on your way

I'm sure its over my heart is

bleeding out in pain. his break up shines his heart in

me release me now or set me

free

from all the tears i have cried

every night over you

I'm Crying over You left me waiting in the rain

I know its over I'll never be the

same again.

I'm crying over you left me

waiting in the rain

I know its over I'll never be the same again.

You threw a favor, just turned

around and on your way

I'm sure its over my heart

bleeding out in pain...